Coral Snake Song - Come Home, Father (For Ichneumon, Hamster Brain of the Week!!!)

Words and Music by Henry Clay Work(1864)
Update-Parody by Coral Snake(2004)

Midi for Come Home, Father available at http://www.pdmusic.org/work

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Sitting in front of my Linux Box
After having read one of the longest
most boring Darwinist screeds EVER to
appear on FreeRepublic.
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(Musical introduction:)

(1.)
Now, Ichneumon, is the time to shut up!
My computer clock's reading one;
If this were a typical FReeper comment,
One mouse click and I would be done.
Now most are asleep, and most lights are out
But this thing's still going I see,
The rest of our family's all tucked away,
With no one staying up but me.
Shut up! shut up! shut up!
Ichneumon, Ichneumon, shut up.

(CHORUS)
We have no interest in long boring screeds
That say some cynodont made our pup!
So we'll say to this EvoLOON bandwidth hog.
Ichneumon, Ichneumon, shut up!"

(Musical interlude)

(2.)
Now, Ichneumon, is the time to shut up!
My computer clock's reading two;
The hour's now longer, this boring screed's worse
With only me still reading you.
Indeed it is worse, This Darwinist swill,
Appears to be running till dawn;
Now something compells me, a message to bring
One more python length then I'm gone."
Shut up! shut up! shut up!
Ichneumon, Ichneumon, shut up.

(CHORUS)
We have no interest in long boring screeds
That say some cynodont made our pup!
So we'll say to this EvoLOON bandwidth hog.
Ichneumon, Ichneumon, shut up!"

(Musical interlude)

(3.)
Now, Ichneumon, is the time to shut up!
My computer clock's reading three;
Your Darwinist tract, this old garbage so long
The ending I surely won't see.
I'm going to bed, and shutting this down,
Before the dawn gives its first light;
So here is the last message that I'll give you,
It's just a belated good night."
Shut up! shut up! shut up!
Ichneumon, Ichneumon, shut up.

(CHORUS)
We have no interest in long boring screeds
That say some cynodont made our pup!
So we'll say to this EvoLOON bandwidth hog.
Ichneumon, Ichneumon, shut up!"

"Ick, Neuman!" (Jerry Seinfeld) :lol: